This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie neighbor,
being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make him feel welcome.
He went next door to wish him welcome.
He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing ten
chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man When he
looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate into a cup and
drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he
could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.
The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man. At his
gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat
butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I
want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese customs!"
He yelled in the Chinese man's face.
The Chinese man looked confused and answered.
"Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually Australian
customs. I was told, to become an Australian, you have to chase chicks, get
piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."
5 years ago
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