VERY FUNNY !!!

 

 

 

    

 

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a

particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for

a couple of dollars for dinner.

 

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and

asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy

whiskey?"

 

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

 

"Will you use it to gamble?"

 

"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay

alive."

 

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

 

"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

 

The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.

Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific

dinner cooked by my wife."

 

The bum was astounded.

 

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know

I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."

 

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a

man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."