My Jobs

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't Concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, So they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew Job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too Exhausting.

Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my Life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut The mustard.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't Noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any Patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit In.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on My net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but The work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for The job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it Was always the same old grind.

So, I tried Retirement and, you know what? I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!