Divorced Barbie

Not so new but still good….

> Divorced Barbie
>
> One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
> remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop
> and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
> display window?'
>
> The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
> Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
> Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
> Beach Barbie for $19.95,
> Disco Barbie for $19.95,
> Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
> Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
> Skater Barbie for $19.95,
> and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'
>
> The amazed father asks: 'You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
> and the others only $19.95?'
>
> The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
> Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
> Furniture, Ken's Computer and ... one of Ken's Friends.'