Bottle openers are quite possibly the most essential item in any man's pocket. For some reason though we can never seem to find one when we actually need them. Often times we become overwhelmed with the sheer number of options out there, and can't seem to find one that really suits our tastes. Fret not fellow boozer. We've got you covered with a comprehensive list of the 21 coolest bottle openers on the market. Everything from home solutions to on the road performance.
Luchador Bottle OpenerWe'd be lying to you if we said we didn't love Mexican wrestling, and apparently we're not the only ones. Designer Andres Lhima loved it so much he decided to create a fully functional Mexican wrestler bottle opener. This durable device is made from stainless steel and ABS coated in rubber.
Kebo One-Handed Bottle OpenerSince we've turned 21 (because we weren't drinking before that) we've been sold into thinking that bottles need to be opened with two hands. They fooled us. Kebo is letting the cat out of the bag with this innovative opener.
Comb Bottle OpenerThose beer goggles may be helping out the chicks at the bar, but what about you? Make sure you're looking good with this stainless steel constructed, 2-in-1 device.
50 Caliber Bullet OpenerThey don't get much more badass than this. Constructed from an actual .50 caliber bullet casing, this American built opener is all man.
Brooklyn Brew Shop CoastersAnother dual function opener, these coasters make the most sense. Each coaster is constructed from solid maple wood, and features a hidden metal bottle opener on the bottom half.
Brewzkey Bottle OpenerWhile it looks like a key, this thing is built for popping tops. One of the most convenient offerings on the list, you can simply attach this thing right to your keychain, and off you go.
Butterfly Knife Bottle OpenerWe've always loved flipping open a butterfly knife in public. Problem is local PD doesn't seem to share the same thoughts. Now you can do the same butterfly tricks with this stainless steel opener. It not only looks, but also behaves just like your butterfly knife, and you won't get busted for carrying a concealed weapon.
Mermaid Bottle OpenerThis antique reproduction opener just looks awesome, and the cast iron construction means this thing will take a beating.
Bottle Opener RingsIf you want to make sure that you'll never be left stranded with an unopened bottle again, you need to implement a solution that will always be available. Well a ring is definitely a good option as you don't ever have to take it off, and it allows you to pop open a brew with just one hand as well.
Road PopperWhile we don't condone drinking and driving by any means, we do co-sign on this device. We use our 2 wheeled companion to get everywhere in the city, and now your bike can really become your best friend. Crafted from bronze infused stainless steel, it adds a nice finishing touch to your bike.
DropCatch Magnetic Bottle OpenerMount the vintage wood backing to the wall, pop your top with the stainless steel opener, and the built in magnets will catch the bottle caps on the way down. Comes in two different sizes (52 and 15 cap capacity).
Recycled Bike Chain Bottle OpenerWe have always had a love affair with cycling, and that's the exact reason why this gadget was an instant win for us. The handle has been crafted from a flexible recycled bike chain paired to a colorful anodized aluminum head. Each one is made right here in the U.S.A.
Clicker TV Remote Bottle OpenerNow that's what we're talking about. Now you don't ever have to get up from the couch. Pop open a cold one while watching some NBA League Pass. The pairing to your television is also super simple considering this gadget will automatically learn the code from your existing remote.
Bottle Opener SunglassesThe team at William Painter really hit a homerun with these sunglasses. Built from titanium, the Wayfarer shades come with a built-in opener. Definitely the most stylish opener on the list.
Hammer Bottle OpenerWe don't condone drinking while operating heavy machinery, but used responsibly; this could be the best tool in your box.
Cap Zappa Bottle Opener Cap LauncherGoing against the ultimate rule of "never playing with your food (or drink in this case)," the Cap Zappa pops a top just as good as any of the other openers on the list. The real fun begins once you've cracked open the cold one. The spring loaded mechanism allows you to launch the cap, turning your opener into a self defense weapon.
Bark 4 Beer Dog Collar Bottle OpenerFido will never leave your side. It's the reason we love dogs so much, they are loyal no matter what. As long as Fido's around, you'll always have a way to open your beer.
Millennium Falcon Bottle OpenerWe couldn't compile such an exhaustive list without once incorporating the greatest movie franchise of all time. Modeled to look just like Han Solo's ship, this officially licensed product is a must have for Star Wars fans.
Opena iPhone 5 CaseIf there's one sure fire way to ensure that you'll never forget a bottle opener again, you need it to be built-in to your iPhone seeing that thing is attached at the fingertips. The stainless steel opener slides right in and out of the super tough Polycarbonate case.
Reef Fanning Bottle Opener Sandals9 times out of 10 we prefer to wear shoes, but you can't wear shoes to a pool party? Next time you're heading out to the water, sport a pair of flip flops that can double as a bottle opener. The bottom portion of these Reef sandals features a built-in bottle opener. Perfect for the summer season.
Casino Ace Card Bottle OpenerThe saying "always keep an Ace up your sleeve" just took on a whole new meaning. The stainless steel constructed Ace card features a hole in the center to crack open a cold one. Gambit would be envious.