Thursday 2 May 2013

We[O]man Must Read!!!

 



 

1 . (Whatever)


Men: What should we have for dinner?


Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?


Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine


Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood


Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?


Women : Whatever..






 

2. (Anything)


Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time


Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?


Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink


Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?


Women: Anything

 



 
3. (You decide)


Men: Then do we just go home?


Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you


Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab


Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather


Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?


Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...


Men: What shall we eat?

Women: You decide..

 



 
4. (ANYTIME.)..


Men: At what time do I have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish


Men: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.


Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother


Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.


Men: Then what about 5 PM?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?


Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.


Women: Anytime.


 



 
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