Hiring only married men
A factory had a policy of hiring only married men. Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him,
"Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
It must be because you consider us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous, bad-tempered & complaining a lot or do you consider us as tantrum throwers, bossy, etc?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied.
"Our policy is to hire staff:
Who are used to obeying orders without questioning;
Who are accustomed to being shoved around;
Know how to keep their mouths shut; and
Put up with anything when I yell at them
And we only find these qualities in Married Men